12.14.2007

movin on up!

Well, we made the big move! We are officially dunzo with Salt Lake City. Right now we are living in St. George. Not only is the weather here beautiful, but the entertainment couldn't be better... and that's just at the local Walmart! Only at Walmart do they reward and even encourage you to bring your sick children out shopping by offering front row parking to those who qualify.There are many other fun things to look at before you even enter the superstore, such as this friendly neighborhood polygamist and one of his wives. He cleverly tries to blend in by walking with only one of the wives, this is done to avoid looking suspicious.
He keeps a close watch on his others, making sure that they walk several steps ahead.
Once you get inside this little haven you will find herds of his fellow believers, surrounding you on every side. Don't try to smile at them, they will glare at you, because you are the slime of the earth. One day I will work up the courage to speak to one.
Don't worry, if the "Pligs" aren't entertaining enough for you, you can pick up this lifelike Elvis head for a mere $250!


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11 comments:

Em said...

Hilarious! We'll see you tomorrow!

Posey Cowart said...

Wow amy!

Dick&Erica said...

I'm scared for you.

dan and ashley said...

get outta town!!!!! that's hilarious! i would give them one of my cards

RegaNater said...

Oh my gosh! That is so funny! Fish tails rock.

Jacob said...

OH my gosh they are everywhere. That is so creepy. I guess everyone else thinks it is funny, but I think they are crazy! Why don't they smile at people?

Jacob & Stacy said...

Amy, that last post was from me I didn't see I was signed in as my husband.

Mary Stuart said...

Seriously! That is so funny about the parking space. I sent you guys a Christmas card to your old address. I hope you guys forwarded your mail!

Linds said...

I would absolutely love that. You know how I love ELVIS

Cory & Kristyn said...

you are so dang funny!!! good, im not the only one who takes pictures of unusual people... or people doing stupid things. hilarious!!

Carrie & Loren said...

so i love that you post weird things from wal-mart! yesterday loren and i were there...and this tiny little girl (maybe like 21?) was walking around the store "with a MAC 10 on the Side of her hip"!! swear it. She had this huge gun just strapped to her belt loop!! I made loren try to take a pic but we couldnt keep up with her. I just thought you would appreciate that!